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Beaverus Ignoramus

The scientific name of the Pananian Marsh Beaver. Chosen to reflect the species intelligence (or lack thereof). Beaverus Ignoramus is currently listed as a pest, and the PBSP is working tirelessly to rid the Panania of this unwanted species.
"Beaverus Ignoramus is truly the only animal on Earth that serves no actual purpose."
by D.E March 19, 2004
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Beaver Pleaser

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.
You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).
by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010
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Western Beaver Cleaner

The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.
"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."
by Alex Eaplestien October 25, 2007
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Beaver Spit

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!
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beaver bucket

Old VW Rabbit convertibles popular with college co-eds back in the day. The rollbar over the top is the bucket handle, the car is the bucket, and the chicks inside are the beaver.
Sandy and her girlfriends pulled up to the beach party in their beaver bucket.
by Yukon Kizmiaz October 4, 2008
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beaver card

"Oh Mr Plumber i don't have enough money to pay for the servicing my pipes... Do you accept beaver card?
by dsutto87 November 17, 2010
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beaver bum

when someone's arsehole is covered in pubic hair
Ellie: lets have anal sex
John: I can't, I'l get lost in your beaver bum
by cara leon January 24, 2011
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