Palm ballin

The act of firmly grabbing your testicales with your hand

“Bro, Tim was totally palm balling in class”

by Seeamovie12 May 2, 2021

smoke balling

To be a drug addict and drug dealer at the same time with maximum profits

Smoke balling baby getting that money and I'm high

by Virgolistic May 31, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.

Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.

Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

8-balling

an action performed by sliding ones hands up the thighs of another towards the crotch, usually in a sexual manner

Dan 8-balled his boyfriend in an attempt to arouse him.

"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"

by Koda-wolf August 11, 2021

The Ballinger Blowie

An activity where you have to have two people with Type 6 Autism and they each have to be men. One blows the first one’s cock with nut in their mouth and the second blows the other one’s cock with shit in their mouth.

Me and my gay best friend did the ballinger blowie

by BigStar444 August 11, 2021

The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs

Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.

by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021

part balliosus

when one of your balls are numb

"I'm sorry sir, you have part balliosus"

by djchbednfhecwjnaslfbjwbd August 17, 2021