Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

Bop bolocho

Bop bolocho bop locholo bo pobb olcho lob.

bop bolocho: bop lochbo olob bop:hco?
bo bolocho: ob. ob lochbo olob bop:hco.

by Maxwell Jebaited November 23, 2020

Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.

Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

by !E*RICKY! February 19, 2021

Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.

Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.

by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021

Boomerang bollox

When someone leaves a job but can't cut it so comes back,,

My god boomerang bollox is back here Again he can't make his mind up

by Spenna January 14, 2021

El Bolo

The definition of someone who's big headed

Look at that guy over there, he's a right El Bolo

by el_bolo April 9, 2021

El Bolo

A bowling ball shaped head

That bloke has a serious El Bolo

Look at the size of that Bolo

by Elbolo April 9, 2021