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Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
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russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus
Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night
by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017
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Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017
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Shut your boat

Oi you, shut your boat
by Super959 June 9, 2018
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to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
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Like A Small Boat

Yenlik’s favourite song to serenade Kaan with. She must fulfil her destiny as Kaan’s bride and fatal one. This is used by Yenlik while she is not on her period for once in forever.
I need to tell Kaan something.
Kaan?
Yes?
Like a small boat.
by shaggyvaggie February 12, 2019
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James dads boat

This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.
Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond
by Beige 16166 March 15, 2019
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