eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

Baked

Being extremely tired and acting stupid

“omg did you see sally, she was so baked after her soccer game”

by jálanos sinsizisns November 7, 2019

baked weed

The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.

Bro lets bong the leftover baked weed - I'm broke as fuck

by MKChongz February 10, 2020

baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015

Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.

So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake

by anonymous October 7, 2020