stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019

squash banana

THE RANDOM LYRIC FROM LION KING!

Crazy Monkey: Asante Sana, SQUASH BANANA

by Kookie Katie April 19, 2018

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008

sad banana

When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.

I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.

by Joe Wiggles October 14, 2008

banana split

In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.

Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.

by Demarates May 12, 2006

peeling the banana

they way you push back the forskin

yeah baby peel that banana

by Nick February 19, 2004