alcopocalypse

(noun) an event where so much alcohol is consumed that the following days will resemble the "end of days". Much like a hangover but to an extreme degree and experienced by many. Generally includes,but not limited to, horrible headaches and nausea, an inability to eat solid food and multiple apology/"what happened" phone calls. Often associated with weddings, birthday, Irish wakes, all major drinking holidays, but usually requires of two or more such events to truly qualify.

St. Patrick's Day Cinco DeMayo New Year's Eve Labor Day Weekend Memorial Day Weekend

"I'm going out to celebrate four birthday's, an engagement and a housewarming, it's going to be the Alcopocalypse, if I don't make it through the night, tell my family I love them.

by T. F. Noonan May 1, 2010

Alcohol Paradox

The more alcohol a person drinks, the more they should probably stop drinking, yet inevitably, the they end up drinking more. Especially applicable to drunk bitches and reaches a limit when the subject in question passes out.

Man, last night this drunk bitch wouldn't stop drinking vodka. She couldn't taste it anymore and wouldn't listen to her friends to stop and she kept going until she passed out. Definitely the alcohol paradox.

by caciamaan00 May 27, 2010

Alcohol Bootycall

The action of when a person who is under 21 years old asks a person who is 21 years old or over to purchase alcohol for them.

Luke just alcohol bootycalled me. I go make a trip to the liquor store.

by Jpaschen November 17, 2014

alcoholic

powerless over alcohol

i am an alcoholic

by 082497 March 30, 2015

alcohol

alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems

sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention

by bonecrusherz October 3, 2017

alcoholic whore

A married woman who gets drunk and sends sexts to her male best friend.

That alcoholic whore, Jen, got drunk on a Thursday and sent sexts to her best male friend, who is in a relationship. She thought it was HILARIOUS!

by imsopetty January 17, 2018

Alcatel4010x

Alcatel4010x is known as the worst techtokker for multiple reasons he hates on lgbtq and he hates on bagelwithnocream and he’s racist and more he is also very toxic

Hey have you heard of alcatel4010x

Yeah you mean the worst tecktoker ever

Ye

by Amogus😳 August 25, 2022