Alabama

A silly state where no one wants to live. If you were born in Alabama you have no real future. Alabama is infected with poor people.

My names Bobby-Jo and I was born in Alabama, would you like some corn?

Aw shit Alabama isn't even worth a dictionary definition. Peace out bitches.

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

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Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

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Alabama Picture Frame

A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.

We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.

by JohnnyLouisiana March 22, 2010

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alabama firefly

When you flick your still lit cigarette butt at someone after asking them if they've ever seen an Alabama firefly.

Charlie asked for an Alabama firefly, so I showed him.

by DW'sGirl December 21, 2013

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alabama truckstop

This happens in a truckstop restroom when you're fucking someone in the ass while they're doing meth. Then someone walks in trying to take a shit and they join in while pooping at the same time.

I started to fuck her then it turned into an Alabama Truckstop and things got weird.

by Daren Mac June 25, 2015

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