Asian Skittles

Skittles made in China

The Asian Skittles taste like sushi

by boo schu January 18, 2011

lil asian sensation

1. One of Asian Heritage (usually korean) that has made a dramatic impact on someone's life.
2. A younger freaking awesome Asian most of the time around the age of 14.
3. One who is far above all other Asians; having favorable traits, overall coolness for an Asian.

Not only is Theresa Yoon an Asian Sensation her little sister Natalie Yoon is also a lil Asian Sensation.

Robbie- "Hey Nick, you wanna hangout with the lil asian sensation?"
Nick- "Ya who wouldnt want to hang out with natalie!!!!"

by nickrobb August 9, 2006

Asian Fishing

An act of trying to look like you are of Asian descent. Most usually East Asian.

This is very offensive towards Asian people because all these years of them (Asians) have been made fun of for the shape of their eyes or the way they look that it has now become a “trend” mostly started by white people because white people usually want to look like any other race but their wh*te selves.

Mara is Asian fishing. She’s trying to look like she has chinky eyes.

by GurenDesuuuu January 31, 2021

asian penis

Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.

White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.

by Asian Dude July 30, 2008

as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

by Rpg July 24, 2006

Caucasian-Asian

Someone who has one parent white and another asian.

Brad Nakanishi's half english (poor kid) and half japanese, so he's a caucasian-asian

by Ace Milligan April 14, 2006

Asian Fighting Pussy

A predominant trait almost exclusive to women of Asian descent where the vagina possesses a tight curve and lack of depth coupled with durable elasticity. Anthropologists have determined this trait was the result of Han Chinese becoming common genetic ancestry following the defeat of Miao and the Li during the Battle of Zhuolu in 26th century BC. This unique vagina configuration was first thought as bodily defense to insure a genetically pure sexual reproduction. The vagina possess a physical obstacle with its curve that makes penetration difficult from a thicker penis, its shallow depth and elasticity cause an effect known as wondering cervix; causing a longer penis glands to travel along the side cervix pointing the meatus away from the cervical canal.

This female trait has been criticized for the decline of Asian penis sizes; the decline was a result of a need for a smaller penis proper sexually reproduction, this decline has mirror the enlargement of the physical obstructions in the females vagina.

In modern culture Asian women have found it an empowering trait when having sexual intercourse with men of far removed ethnic heritage with lager penises. During penetration the larger penis requires a large amount of force to fully penetrate while wondering cervix rubbing the meatus of the penis randomly producing a great deal of pleasure for the male.

This trait has been known as a contributing factor of contracting “Yellow Fever” in men of non-Asian descent.

You can't push rope with that Asian Fighting Pussy

by Kinkster.org July 13, 2015