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absence of shower syndrome

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010
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Abco

A store in the ghetto of south Florida where kids pay crackheads to buy them boose blunts etc.
by foreverlaidback June 6, 2010
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Abrego Shore

Events that happen on the Jersey Shore MTV show that actually happen on Abrego St. Such as hooking up with neighbors, rommies, and strangers. Disposing of grenades, going to the gym, then going to the beach to tan, then the laundromat to wash your clothes. It is Jersey Shore but in a different location.
"That person just made out with two girls then went home and slept with their ex." Person 1
"Oh you know, well that's what they do on Abrego Shore." Person 2
"Does that make it right?" Person 1
"Depends on who you ask." Person 2
by IslaVista December 14, 2010
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abusing the hose

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas
i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"
by imma geneis<lol January 5, 2011
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Abbiey

This girl is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She always looks stunning, and has a sexy fashion sense. She has eyes that are as blue as the ocean, and you would want to spend hours gazing into them. Her presence fulfills you with happiness, Her sense of humor is like no other, as your cheeks will be aching in no time! She is most definitely the best friend you could ever wish for, if she doesn't steal your heart first!
I love Abbiey !
by Ashleyjordanxo October 16, 2013
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abs of the house

A worthless dude a girl is staying with just because he has good abs.
Can Mitch fix the heater? No he is the abs of the house.
by joshthephotographer138 March 4, 2014
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Abraham's Trifecta

Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.
Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...
by elliot77 December 4, 2015
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