The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021
Get the Awkward turtlemug. n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.
Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing
I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
by Saile February 26, 2011
Get the Turtle Daymug. The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
by LalaGG June 23, 2016
Get the Turtle smokemug. To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.
by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022
Get the To kiss a turtlemug. A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023
Get the Turtle pressmug. by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019
Get the Douche Turtlemug. by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018
Get the turtle pissmug.