Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.
I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.
by Odelan July 23, 2015
Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.
by Ass gasket September 20, 2015
The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.
Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?
Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(
Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(
Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(
Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(
by rougher12 August 14, 2014
by Maxi Nad. November 07, 2007
When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.
by CJ April 28, 2004
The sex train is the term used to define an alpha male's female follower fanbase. The sex train is a term often used by highly desirable guys to describe all the guy's options in the realm of females. Everyone on the sex train is sexually attracted to said alpha male and has or would engage in sexual activity with him.
DutchEastIndiaCo: Dude that girl is totally on my sex train
YMKS: Your sex train is empty
DutchEastIndiaCo: **winks** all aboard!
*They proceed to procreate passionately*
Guy 1: You never get pussy
Guy 2: Are you kidding, the entire female population is up in my sex train, choo choo bitch.
Guy 1: Even my sister?
Guy 2: Handed that one a first class ticket yesterday!
YMKS: Your sex train is empty
DutchEastIndiaCo: **winks** all aboard!
*They proceed to procreate passionately*
Guy 1: You never get pussy
Guy 2: Are you kidding, the entire female population is up in my sex train, choo choo bitch.
Guy 1: Even my sister?
Guy 2: Handed that one a first class ticket yesterday!
by DutchEastIndiaCo. October 11, 2013
the act of savagely attacking someone for no reason, ideally in a tag team mannor to generate the most pain for the person/rat being attacked.
Hugh: hey Tom fancy a pain train
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe
*stalks prey*
insert: one bang
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe
*stalks prey*
insert: one bang
by PainTrain1 April 04, 2011