Had Hitler tried to go the artist route or take advantage of oppurtunities in art, he would have likely started with something that looked like graffiti, except not as gang related marking of his perceived territory, but large scale spraypainted visual scenes to capture the minds of the masses and convince them that he wasn't just marking territory he perceived as his own, (as Napoleon would have done before him) that it was actually somehow in their best interest to welcome/celebrate his arrival/presence there . He would have been the guy that everyone knew, but nobody knew much about (kind of like a male version Anna Delvey/Sorokin) and someone that wanted to be everyone else's voice/face (despite being an outsider to the region he was trying to conquer/be the voice/face of). He would have been an underground kind of guy, trying to be noticed by some without standing out to all, though he would have claimed to be "different" ,"colorful" , or "rebellious (against bossiness)" instead of plain as an old tin pail and bossy. A guy that would have said just about anything to keep his tentacles wrapped around/over people's eyes, thus keeping their minds from connecting A to B (or hiring a consultant to keep anybody from connecting A to B, as the workload would pile up over time).
Hitler would likely have been involved in/active in any community he was in, whether it be with religious or political organizations/cooperatives/collaborations/collectives) or something like a spiritual group (a yoga cult he was looking to start with a legitimate looking/sounding facade of helping people better themselves or their community).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
Get the Hitler mug.Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
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• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
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"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
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One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.
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If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.
Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.
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