I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.
by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021
Get the Toi-bed Slavemug. when a woman goes out in puplic not knowing that her hair looks fine from the front and sides but is totally knarled up in the back .
by "D" in the house May 12, 2011
Get the sex-bed-headmug. A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.
(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)
First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)
First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'
2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'
3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'
3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
by TerranceGrapes April 24, 2011
Get the Jesus Shit the Bed Christmug. A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011
Get the Double Breasted Bed Thumpermug. A Double Kitty Bed Party is slang for a three way where there are two girls and one guy. "Double Kitty" refers to two women or their pussies, whereas "Bed Party" refers to sex.
These aren't as common as other three way combinations, and you usually see the two women taking turns pleasuring the man through hand jobs and oral sex, and sometimes even vaginal sex and anal sex.
NOTE: This can also refer to two women having lesbian sex, however the former is more commonly used.
These aren't as common as other three way combinations, and you usually see the two women taking turns pleasuring the man through hand jobs and oral sex, and sometimes even vaginal sex and anal sex.
NOTE: This can also refer to two women having lesbian sex, however the former is more commonly used.
Male 1: "See those two honeys over there?"
Male 2: "Yeah, they're pretty fine."
Male 1: "I'm gonna go ask them if they want to have a DOUBLE KITTY BED PARTY!"
Male 2: "Good luck with that, haha."
Male 2: "Yeah, they're pretty fine."
Male 1: "I'm gonna go ask them if they want to have a DOUBLE KITTY BED PARTY!"
Male 2: "Good luck with that, haha."
by Dionne Sohnjon August 20, 2011
Get the Double Kitty Bed Partymug. by K Deezy January 3, 2007
Get the suck, fuck, and head to bedmug. When someone says this it probably means you’re too messed up from drugs or alcohol to be out and about or where you are. Basically means go home and sleep it off.
by Kaitimes November 30, 2018
Get the go pee go bedmug.