Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.

Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Whites of the Round Table

A group of people (usually in positions of power, influence, or riches) who virtue signal online.

LeJon: "Damn bro did you see that person posting about (insert current social topic)?"

Darius: "Yeah bro all these people fake as hell, they the Whites of the Round Table"

by toomfolery July 7, 2023

《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Table Play

1. Hard sex on a table
2. When slime is good for playing on a table

1. My boyfriend and I did some table play yesterday *wink*
2. This slime is really good for clicks, bubble pops, and table play

by snoowell September 4, 2022

Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Table

It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.

Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”

Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”

by Dog fleas December 26, 2021