Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

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Nap-Jack

When you tell Jack off before you hit him and he takes a Nap.

Kinda like nap sack but not really.

Holy Cow, I took along Nap-Jack.

by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 1, 2020

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Dirty Nap

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.

They just took a dirty nap

by Falls hot titty June 11, 2020

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pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

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Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who normally don't get along, take a nap close enough to each other that you might think they've become best friends.

Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.

by anonymous November 7, 2022

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