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No me

The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.

An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"

*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
by ClaiborneF March 27, 2019
mugGet the No memug.

Me Me

Pronounced , "Mee Mee or May May"

A grown-up who wants to be treated and respected as an adult but indulged as a child. Moreover, they reject the notion that they behave like children. This adult will be unaware that the conversation is directed toward him or her.
In class, John is such a me me. Every question and comment from our professor must be tailored to his ego.
by amanofhisword September 17, 2022
mugGet the Me Memug.

bazz me

Slang for asking someone to “Pass” you something.
Luiza, bazz me your email so I can send you this.
by Elaine2.0 January 31, 2023
mugGet the bazz memug.

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
mugGet the fuck me gently with a chainsawmug.

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.
Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.
by Fezaroni October 3, 2022
mugGet the paint me a Birminghammug.

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
mugGet the Batman (me at 4 am)mug.

Me

Just me
Me is good
by Hello🤫🤫 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Memug.

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