The Chicago Running Man tore apart my marriage. He fed lies to my wife, Margaret, and she eventually mistrusted me to the point of looking in my phone and finding my texts with another woman I was sleeping with platonically. Margaret, if you are reading this, please don't believe The Chicago Running Man, don't leave me please
by Margaret, pls August 9, 2022
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Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
by upsidefrown April 17, 2021
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by lairec ocx July 16, 2022
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May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*
Mays Dad: *Cries to death*
Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*
Mays Dad: *Cries to death*
Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*
by CaptainCosmos May 14, 2018
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