he is my boy monday

this is the exact opposite of "my girl Friday"! Meaning, your male acquaintance is annoying as fuck.
He is my boy Monday because he left the dishes in the dishwasher again! Ugh
by Beinah July 02, 2017
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white boys pick me

esp: a white female /black (and or other) who pretends to hate black males for a racist white males acceptance or approval, sometimes even resorting to false information spreading, racial slurs, false accounts, homophobic slurs, gas-lighting, abuse or even violence to become his potential sexual mate
example1: a "white boys pick me" white female see's a black male and will suddenly yell the N-word very loudly, over and over (because she knows or assumes all white males automatically hate black males and wants his acceptance)
example2: a "white boys pick me" black female will go out of her way to insult black males ...talking down or yelling at a black male that he is "weak" (demasculation) for a "racist white males" acceptance (against her own) 'Candice Owens' justified the death of George Floyd ...using lies/misinformation for such acceptance
more accurate example e3: "white boys pick me" > black n*ggers!! blacks!! f*ggets!! monkeys!! etc -- etc ...then she looks at the white males face to see his reaction, hoping she's been chosen by a racist white males approval as a possible mate
(note: black males have done her no actual harm, but she will pretend as though they have ...false accounts, gas-lighting, false information)
(2nd note: there abuse or violence can also extend beyond "black males" and progress towards other women, the elderly or those that simply disagree or that they deem as "in there way" of being "picked" )
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Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
by Marcoiscute January 30, 2023
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big boy sweet tea

Big boy sweet tea respected the shit outa that girl last night
by Seth Rogen January 07, 2019
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ugly white boy jeans

those ugly jeans that have multiple layers and usually has rips that are covered with fabric, these are worn by white boys who think it’s a “fashion statement” when it’s just plain ugly
guy: u like my jeans?
girl: no they’re ugly white boy jeans
by UGHWHITEBOYSLANDERXX January 04, 2021
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09 ucc hockey boys

A group of apsolute beutys who win every game vs st mikes. The boys have the best first line in the nation. Thomas Langlois, Richard Wang, Markus Harper, Isaac Rodrigues and Aiden Morrison. With two outstanding goalies: Dantheman and Joeseph Blaichman.
by Himothy/him April 08, 2023
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