Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
by To much💋 March 28, 2024
Get the you make me crazymug. 
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
Get the You can "keel" me latermug. by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022
Get the Sup baby take me out to dinnermug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seedmug. persona que quiere llamar la atencion del genero opuesto... Es un adjetivo que se puede emplear tanto en masculino como en femenino.
EVA: Mira a lucia sentandose al lado de ese niño riendose como una payasa
MARTA: yaaa, es que solo quiere llamar la atencion
EVA: Uffff, q pick me q ees
MARTA:yaaaaa q ascoo
MARTA: yaaa, es que solo quiere llamar la atencion
EVA: Uffff, q pick me q ees
MARTA:yaaaaa q ascoo
by anonymous December 24, 2024
Get the Pick memug. When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
Get the Bagel Pick-Me-Upmug.