by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

by woodyniho November 23, 2021

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.
by memowboy October 4, 2022

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

some random ahh guy whose name starts with an a (idk Aaron, Alex, Alexander-): me when
some random ahh guy 2: when the
3: the you
4: wat
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3: the you
4: wat
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.
by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018
