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damn bitch you built like a blimp

a saying you say to a really fat woman
by Xx_THATDUDE_xX February 9, 2018
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Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!
by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020
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jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
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I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
by feed the dogs January 4, 2021
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heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose
by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017
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thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.
Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk
by Kinam July 9, 2018
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Don't let the door hit you on the ass

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."
When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."
by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007
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