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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
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Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)
Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you
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Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
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A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!
by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010
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