The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019

mia nixie thalia simpson

she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch

mia nixie thalia simpson is such a booch

by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019

The Mary Simpkins

A church going person who lies and spreads rumors. Elderly washed up has been or ratchet.
A jump off, bigot, or person who enjoys drama

Oh bitch, you just pulled The Mary Simpkins on her ass!

by South of 0 July 11, 2019

National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.

I love National Preston simons day.

by Ramone324 July 25, 2019

Pizza Theft Simulator

A simulaton game where you control a thief stealing pizza.

Mike: Pizza Theft Simulator?
Jasmine: YES PIZZA THEFT SIMULATOR

by Zaynerocks September 6, 2019

Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!

by Eilicec September 27, 2019

The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

by gully64 March 10, 2020