boyfriend weight

gaining weight while with your significant other due to non stop eating binges for anniversaries, birthday celebrations, or complete boredom. This includes but is not limited to: buffet dinners, lunch value meals, breakfasts in bed, and everything in between.

may also be used in conjunction with girlfriend weight

Christine: Have you seen Tina lately? I heard she has a man now
Megan: seen her? its hard to miss, homegirl has definitely put on some boyfriend weight

by zara-grace March 30, 2008

Weiner Eater

When a girl grinds her teeth on your weiner while giving you head.

a cheesegrater

by Chris Toast June 10, 2004

Weird flex, but ok...

When someone brags about something they’ve done but it’s either A: Something completely normal or B: Something dumb as hell.

A: Pushing out your stomach till your pant button pops.

B: Riding down the street with a cat in you bicycle basket.

Both weird flex, but ok...

by Everheardofit November 25, 2018

weird al

totally awsome
as you can see this is my third time writtng hehe

poo.........
but cool poo

by meat stupid June 11, 2003

Weiner Hole

(noun); the slit found in traditional "tighty whitey" men's underwear, utilized to allow the penis to be released for urination. SYN: Weiner Slot

"I wear bikini briefs -- the kind that don't have a weiner hole."

"Weiner holes in men's underwear have gone the way of zoot suits."

"I pull down my briefs when I pee; I never use the weiner hole."

by Andru J. November 16, 2009

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Weineken

Some Heineken mixed with the finest red wine one can find at the given time.

At the England vs Sweden game David went a Weineken too far!!

by The Kang General June 21, 2006