by axisixa October 4, 2008
Get the pressure washing mug.The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there. Designed to avoid the looks and comments of people who may be in the hall at the time you are exiting.
"Dude I never really wash my hands after pissin' at home because i am clean and all but at work I have to faux wash and dry my hands to avoid the jeers of all the pretentious a-holes I work with who might see me coming out of the shitter.
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Get the dirty washcloth mug.1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.
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4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.
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2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.
3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.
4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.
5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.
6. A hot "little package"
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by TheyreMagicllyDelicious January 1, 2011
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The act of washing your ass after taking a wicked disgusting shit. This method of ass washing is a cleaner method than wiping your ass with toilet paper.
John: Bae, I'm going to use the bathroom, I just ate a large burrito on the way over here.
Jennifer: K, Boo
John walks out of the bathroom 10 mins later
Jennifer: What took you so long boo?
John: Oh, I had to take an ass wash, so I jumped in your shower. It was so disgusting to whipe my ass with toilet paper.
Jennifer: :o Face is speechless
Jennifer: K, Boo
John walks out of the bathroom 10 mins later
Jennifer: What took you so long boo?
John: Oh, I had to take an ass wash, so I jumped in your shower. It was so disgusting to whipe my ass with toilet paper.
Jennifer: :o Face is speechless
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