Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 14, 2022
Get the van presley languagemug. 1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
Get the van Goghmug. by ViMainLoL November 24, 2021
Get the Van Aldrin Montenegromug. scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand
by mynameisangle February 9, 2024
Get the The Van.mug. A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.
Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...
by Kyuket June 9, 2011
Get the Van Orinmug. by Znjerp February 18, 2021
Get the van Zeijlmug. super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego
-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024
Get the mauro van laeremug.