uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

by ddaman February 5, 2013

uncle shivers

The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space

"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"

by tooshielova555 January 22, 2014

uncle randall

a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.

Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.

by Betel Nut September 5, 2016

uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

big dick "20 in

i put my uncle horse in you

by DeluxeChopStick November 12, 2016

Uncle Tomas

A gentlemen of Mexican heritage who does not embrace the culture nor language.

Tio Chewy doesn't even know Spanish, chingon Uncle Tomas.

by Gangster-o-Love January 16, 2017

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 7, 2017