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turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.
"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"
by pappy July 19, 2004
mugGet the turd fuckmug.

turd-burglar

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.
by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003
mugGet the turd-burglarmug.

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds
visal is such a turd burgaler
by visal September 9, 2003
mugGet the Turd Burgalermug.

turd cutter

by Anonymous April 23, 2003
mugGet the turd cuttermug.

Pika-turd

It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.
Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed

Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!
by Wincle November 28, 2010
mugGet the Pika-turdmug.

the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
mugGet the the Cosmic Turdmug.

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!
Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.
by Mammarie March 30, 2017
mugGet the turd on a logmug.

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