turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

by visal September 9, 2003

turd cutter

a big fine booty

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Turd cutter

The buttocks of a person.
An ass.

That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.

by Firedawg29445 March 25, 2017

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

Helium turd

Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.

Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.

by Eflex July 13, 2012