turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

by visal September 9, 2003

turd cutter

a big fine booty

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

turd murderer

Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."

" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer

by Samson29 November 21, 2015

meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.

Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?

by Eman84 May 15, 2014

the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.

I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...

by Ace42 November 13, 2011