turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 20, 2004

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 04, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

by visal September 10, 2003

turd cutter

a big fine booty

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Cinematic Turd

A really crappy movie.

Dude, did you see Titanic? Don't, 'cause it's a total cinematic turd.

by Some Guy In The Boro April 25, 2009

turd murderer

Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."

" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer

by Samson29 October 05, 2015

roker turd

when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin

dude did someone give that guy a roker turd

by frank and keith May 16, 2007