Name That Tool

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you lose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.

Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...

by Hi beams, Donkey boy October 8, 2008

Tool-o-tool-o

A store in Mill Creek Mall owned by some guy who's a tool & sold out.

Yo, Eric, wanna go to Tool-o-tool-o to get a new cell phone?

by Silletti June 9, 2004

tool pouch

Alt. for scrotum.

She raised her knee, striking him square in the tool pouch.

by Nos Ferraatu June 18, 2004

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

tool

Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."

Celebrity 1: Hey, man! I've picked my kid's name!

Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome! What is it?

Celebrity 1: Yugi! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great!?

Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome! (Thinking: I dub thee tool! Congratulations...)

by slashfairy August 19, 2007

Twinkle Tool

Twinkle Tool (he's the one who's girlfriend is convinced is gay)

That twinkle tool seems lovely! Can't believe his girlfriend keeps calling him gay all of the time, HE should get rid of HER surely?

by Ghede_Loki January 19, 2011

toolbox

A girl that dates tools. Usually doesn't know she's a toolbox because she thinks her boyfriend is the best thing since hulu... No, he's a tool, and he sticks it to you. That makes you a toolbox.

yeah...no man, she's a toolbox, probably dated half the baseball team and a string of guys from different frats.

by akcips September 2, 2010