4d tank

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.

My friend Luke said that if your Mrs won't do anal try having a 4d tank!

by The sausage October 16, 2019

tank

tank is super duper cool. he has fun animations and is super nice to his friends. he is supportive and kind

“oh wow you are being such an tank today! rock on!”

by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021

Tanked

: to fail at something pretty harshly

Metaphorically, "tank sinks to the bottom of the sea.

· Man, I tanked that quiz yesterday in Fischer's class; I didn't study at all.

by flunk April 16, 2014

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.

Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.

by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020

gaming tank

A tank with extremely modern features, such as AbramsX or T-14

Guy 1: "Did you see Germany's new gaming tank?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the reformers' blood is boiling and it's so funny to watch"

by honb December 2, 2022

Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.

OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!

by Klochis April 18, 2016