I don't give a rats.

I don't care.

As in "I don't give a rats ass." Clever because, ass is implied.
Hey Brian, Jonas Brothers tickets go on sale tomorrow!

Brian: "I don't give a rats."
by gwoodsy February 25, 2009
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A phrase used to convey the sense of impending disappointment with an individual, or a catchphrase to be shouted when crashing into a room unexpectedly.
John: Hey can you still pick me up at 7?
Jack: Man something came up I can't come get you till later, if you still need a ride..."
John:...
John: Don't turn this rape into a murder.
by Friday Bojangles November 21, 2010
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don't look back in anger

A timeless classic by oasis, a masterpiece which is considered by many to be among the greatest songs of all time
So sally can wait she knows its too late as she's walking by. and soooo sides await...but don't look back in anger i heard you say!
by wonderwallxpress August 09, 2006
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Don't shit on your doorstep

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!
Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"
by Damo October 25, 2004
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don't leave me challenge

It's a challenge that people say the worst terrible jokes and then run away while Thier friends if they have any shout don't leave me and run after the person
I have a bill I put it on a gate............ Bill Gate that's a don't leave me challenge
by I need boob June 27, 2020
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I don't give a fuck

Lack of giving fucks for a given, usually unpleasant scenario, but he who utters "I don't give a fuck" isn't phased by said scenario. However, in most cases , those who utter, especially yell "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" usually do.
Guy 1: Hey dude sorry looks like Patriot lost the game tonight
Patriot Fan: I don't give a fuck
by MW3 Rocks March 29, 2013
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Dude, Don't dude me!

What you tell a person you are having a serious conversation with when they try to trivialize the discussion topic by interrupting you the informal pronoun dude.
Sample Conversation...
Jim says, "John, you need to show your mother a little more respect."
John replies,"Dude?" (as in dude are you serious?)
Jim replies, "Dude. Don't dude me!"
by Dre March 02, 2005
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