tard muff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff
by It.me February 18, 2024
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Muff Nugglin

When you “motorboat” a vagina.

If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet

Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget
My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.
by Moist Towelette January 28, 2021
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The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
by lewisg1989 June 08, 2017
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biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
by SildogintheNatti July 14, 2017
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muff-bomb

Can mean 1 of 2 things:

a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"

b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.
Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"

Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"

Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"

Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"
by Madam Hand December 29, 2010
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Muff Bomb

A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.
Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.
by Knight School March 14, 2016
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muff sweats

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats
by Vincel February 17, 2019
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