Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.
“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by HaGoon March 28, 2023
Get the Goonmug. Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
by Medical Negligence Protester July 10, 2024
Get the gooningmug. by 🧑🦲🧑🦲🧑🦲🧑🦲 December 18, 2023
Get the Goon Zonemug. by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018
Get the goon laidmug. When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.
by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024
Get the Seattle Midget Gooningmug. Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.
by JHKnows December 8, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug.