Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.
Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.
by Cosmologer September 29, 2007
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Polish Clap

When you double closed fist punch(🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼)your hard infested boner hoping to relieve the green ooze
I got gonorrhea and gave myself the polish clap… it didn’t work
by Polish clap January 23, 2022
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Off the clap

stay out out of someones business or to stay off someone as in “ im on you” or to stop ducking or accusing.
I told you where I live so , Off the clap .
by Fumersai January 26, 2018
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Clap Those Cheeks

Another word for literally demolishing and crushing somebody.
Peter: I need some support guys, it feels hard rn.
Ash: That’s what she said
*everybody laughs*
Peter: BITCH IMMA CLAP THOSE CHEEKS GET OVER HERE
by Membean Magician March 19, 2022
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Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
by SarahKelly April 19, 2020
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Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.
So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.
by Thefancypickle December 01, 2015
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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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