Queef-rock

a modern day "alternative" style of music usually performed by excessively dramatic lead singers and pseudo talented musicians. Common queef-rock characteristics are mediocre arrangements of pop music played with traditional rock instruments, and repetitious catchy choruses about nothing.

"Queef-rock" examples include performance "ARTISTS" such as Coldplay, Jonas Brothers and Kings of Leon.

by bfdrum September 14, 2009

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Iraq Rock

Fairly new genre of pop music with a faux-metal edge that emerged following the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Music appears to be "hard rock" but is actually schmaltz. Appeals to homesick service members as well as male 20- and 30-somethings generally. Lyrics typically discuss unamed persons as being separated by great distances and express vague misgivings about unspecified moral issues.

Puddle of Mudd's "Blurry"; Staind's "So Far Away." Iraq Rock.

by Military Editor June 2, 2009

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Pop Rocked

Getting a blowjob with pop rocks on your dick.

My girlfriend Pop Rocked my dick.

by *Jayy* September 17, 2011

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good rock

noun

the specific rock one goes to when they have been drinking in the woods and need a spot to puke. this rock is not predetermined, but the drunk individual seems to go straight for it.

mike-"wheres bob going?"
john-"over to that rock to puke."
mike-"wow, must have been a good rock"

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

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Complaint Rock

A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.

Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"

by HAFSNT August 31, 2016

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