The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
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Bob: what is that virus on your screen?
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
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Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
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James - "It seems lately I feel more peace and self love than ever before.....even amoungst the appearance of chaos"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
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Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
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Why would you just build a fire station there when you could but a nice mixed-use development overtop of it? What could go wrong? "-New Urbanism"
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"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
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