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Muff

A slang term for female genitalia, with big amount of pubic hair.
"Damn, she's got a nice muff"
by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021
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Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023
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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.
Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!
by dj.wav May 16, 2006
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Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
by SELNC January 20, 2020
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Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.
Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.
by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018
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muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya
by Muffcannon March 30, 2017
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muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.
Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.
by andrew junior March 12, 2020
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