Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

Muff

A slang term for female genitalia, with big amount of pubic hair.

"Damn, she's got a nice muff"

by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021