mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not

Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.

by MCLX June 12, 2018

Tynan's Law

Any video game that has paid DLC will not respond to community feedback or suggestions

Don't bother with your suggestions, just remember Tynan's Law.

by this handle is not in use July 20, 2022

Dowlings law

A law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations.

P1V1/N1T1=P2V2/N2T2 this the the Dowlings law in simplest form

by Student66 May 10, 2014

Lukie's Law

Lukie's Law is the law of everyday life that applies as follows:
-Anything that affects others, but not yourself, cannot be determined to affect you unless specifically said so by yourself.

Anna: "So you're saying that this animal anthro character that I use online is a fursona"
Lukas: "Yes."
Anna: "That means that your character of a green fox you use online is also a fursona, YOUR fursona."
Lukas: "No."
Anna: "pffft, classic Lukie's Law."

by AsphaltMuncher46 January 29, 2021

Jikx's Law

A derivative of Godwin's law, but involving online discussion on economics:

"As an online discussion on economics grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Communists or Karl Marx approaches 1"

I hereby invoke Jikx's Law

by Jikx May 25, 2010

Goat's Law

A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.

Just another example of Goat's Law.

by Goat_ September 20, 2018

Law Cadet

A person neither trained nor qualified in law who, having had a brief acquaintance with some legal matter or other, professes him or herself an expert on all things legal.

"I didn't realise Adam was a lawyer."
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"

by Sataneyes February 6, 2022