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Cancer

People always look down on cancer's as if they are shy , bad , emotional , a cry baby and so on and that is not true at all I am not a cancer but my best friend is a cancer and she is confident , amazing , ALL THE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE PRETTY , smart , kind , hard working , THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH and will be mean if you are mean to anybody she is close too. All I'm saying is cancers are not what you think they are they are unique and is the best things ever made on earth trust me I know.
Nishi (my bestay) : Heyyy
Me : Hey my fav cancerrrr
Nishi (my bestay) : Aww ilysm

Me : Ik love ya!
by truthteller080575 March 30, 2022
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Cancer

It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.

It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.

Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.

Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?

The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.

There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.

News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
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cancer slut

a girl who formerly had cancer but now wants to live her life to the fullest by fucking everyone
ex. okg kathryn turned into such a cancer slut
by scarletttara April 18, 2022
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Cancer

Fortnite.
Fortnite is cancer.

Credit to Leo Kun for the definition.
"Hey I just got diagnosed with a cancer. In the field of Bioligy it's called Fortnite."
by LeekCreamWithBacon January 13, 2021
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One of the worst are fortnite and tiktok
Guy one: I got it

Guy two: what

Guy one: fortnite

Guy two: oh God go to the doctor immediately it's very serious type of cancer
by I don't know what this does January 20, 2021
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Person 1: You got any cancer sticks?
Person 2:Yes I got loads of puff bars in my slime
by Queerhunter21 January 29, 2021
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I cant play the hell world due to how cancer the gameplay is
by Whitar February 5, 2021
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