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cum cougher

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum
by D Roman June 4, 2005
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cum pig

A person, male or female that so craves the feel and taste of sperm, they will have sex with two men at the same time, one anal or vaginal, the other oral, seeking the maximum amount of sperm from the transaction. Cum pigs love the feeling of degradation they get from being screwed by two men at the same time, often hoping to have the cum sprayed on their bodies, esp. the face.
She took it from both guys last night, at the same time. When the popped on on her face, they realized what a horny cum pig she was.
by Miguel Exilito May 13, 2008
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Cum shark

The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.
"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."
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Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.
I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.
by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020
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Cum Tuesday

Piece of a Famous quote from WWE wrestler Von Wagner that acknowledges a holiday known as Cum Tuesday.
Von Wagner: Cum Tuesday? I love that idea.
by Gioninox October 7, 2023
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cum shivers

A tingling sensation after climax that leaves the receiver in a trembling, euphoric, submissive state.
His dick was so good, Wanda, I had the cum shivers for fifteen minutes afterwards.
by Hugh_Mungus January 1, 2017
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