Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.

That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30

by boost the monster May 14, 2015

Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.

"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."

by cloverstardust March 30, 2023

Stink sucking

When you are on bottom of sixty nine, while your girl is sucking you off, you wrap your legs around her neck forcing her to gag on your beef while you fart and make her choke on your meat and your stink.

I had that nasty bitch from the Sorority stink sucking last night after the party

by Azorelady June 19, 2019

Sugar suck

To suck a lollipop or popsicle as you would a Dick.

Jamie- Damnnnn son, that girl over there is sugar sucking that popsicle.
Son- why does that matter?
Jamie- cause thats gonna be how you want it.

by Johnny Johnny, yes daddy? November 28, 2018

Suck out

Telling someone that what they are talking about is absurd.
Can be used sarcastically or in a argumetitive situation.

Person1: You have no friends!
Person2: Suck out!

by BSITPMAIWHWGOWM June 9, 2018

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019