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StateVsMichigan

1) A football game played once every year between the Michigan State Spartans and the Michigan Wolverines.

2) Any other sporting event in which the two teams play each other.
1) "What are you doing right now?"
"Watching the StateVsMichigan game of course."
"Who's winning?"
"Michigan State, duh."

2) "Why did State have to win again?"
"Cuz Ann Arbor's a whore."
by LiveXAndXLearnX3 September 20, 2009
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Staten Island Girl

A girl from Staten Island. If the specimen is found around the South Shore of the island she is likely to have bad tans, gaudy style and that signature accent. A North Shore Staten Island Girl may not exhibit all these properties, but don't be fooled she is still a Staten Island Girl. Though not likely to have a fake tan and rather than gaudy style, has mad style, her accent still possesses a unique twang. For all the good and bad that can be said about these girls, don't fuck with one if you don't want your ass handed to you. They smoke mad blunts. Staten Island Girls are known to be fearless with reckless abandon when confronted negatively or just having to lay shit down. Treat one right and she will stick by you through thick and thin, cause that's the way her daddy raised her- or maybe not, just don't fuck with them, you'll get your ass handed to you.
Staten Island Girl monologue : aw mah gawwwd yoiur such a biccchtch gwakaka gwakaka gwakaka they would let me in at pachaaa so i went too eclipseee and this guy bawwght me madd drinks but then his tan dripped onto my dress and i thought, oh this is hot and we fucked in the back of his truckk gwaka gwaka gwaka, then he left me and started talking to my friend and shes suck a slut whore bich gwaka gwakak gwaka!
by eyeeaster September 11, 2010
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Staten Island

My favorite place in the world. Everyone says how shitty it is but truthfully, there are few places I enjoy more. While it's evident that you shouldn't go in the water at the beach I'm sure many people have enjoyed running through the splash grounds when they were younger. What about the playgrounds? Can anyone truly say that they've burnt their feet by running around the black rubber barefoot and never done it again? It's just one of those things that makes you feel at home. Maybe it's just a "Great Kills" thing because everyone else seems to think Staten Island is just a hell hole.
history teacher: so you had the 5 burroughs...which were?

class: *names all but SI*

me: staten island! *mumbles under breath* duh, its the only place to live
by vivian 'cciuolo April 28, 2009
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Oregon State University

A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.
Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.
by Portlandia2 March 28, 2011
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the 51st State

Canadia. You know,the happy burned-out neighbor to the north.
by my name November 26, 2003
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state

'that state' or 'a state' - describes a person you has drank one too many bottles of courvoisier before a night out
"hey James, you look like your in that state"
by JP slow July 29, 2004
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state

1. A condition or collection of circumstances.

2. A government power that acts as an authority over a geographical area. (The states in the United States of America have a federal government.)
1. I am insane; my state of mind is poor.

2. California is a state within the United States of America
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
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