Indian Summer

The phrase used to describe sexing where creamed corn is inserted into a females vaginal cavity.

"Hey Tim! I heard you've been having a lot of indian summers lately."

"Yeah, it makes my dick feel good."

-or-

"You know what I'd like Jaquasia? A nice indian summer, I like when your vagina feels like vegetables."

by timtimyep January 27, 2010

scummer

A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.

"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"

by Missy April 10, 2005

scummer

A mustache wielding, Mick Channon sound alike supporter of Southampton FC.

Look at the tache on that cunt, blatant scummer!

by molly malones bush November 17, 2009

summer teeth

Some are there....some are not there!

That rugger over there has a vicious set of summer teeth. What a hitter!

by Clay Rookdoggi November 23, 2004

epsom summersaults

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison

1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)

by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008

I miss summer

When a girl post “I miss summer” in a bathing suit on Snapchat in the middle of winter, it means they want to show off there body in a bathing suit. Mainly hoes do this

Kk: “I wanna post a picture in my swim suit but it’s not summer”

Friend “just put ‘I miss summer’ as your caption“

by Toelover152 March 30, 2019

summer teeth

Huge Gaps in Teeth

She got summer teeth.. summer here.. summer there.

by MObudGreen April 14, 2003