ralph special

Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.

Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”

Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”

by Korbin Dalla$ May 20, 2018

Riot Special

Where Riot decide to nerf a champion because of pro play or overtuning, then nerf it again, and finally nerf the items associated with the champion. After the champion is left in the dirt they completely forget about their existence and decide to put their focus elsewhere like buffing scuttle for no fucking reason.

Person 1: Omg Sejuani was so good a few patches ago what happened to her?
Person 2: She was spam picked at Worlds so Riot decided to give her the Riot special even though they nerfed all the items
Person 1: At least it means we can pick Graves now
Person 2: Until they give him the Riot Special

by Bearded Brit June 12, 2018

Cambodian Special

When you ejaculate on rice and it blends it so the victim doesn’t suspect anything is wrong with the rice.

Why does this rice taste salty?

Oh I just gave you the Cambodian special.
Dude not cool!

by Cambodiaman September 12, 2018

Charlie Specht

Adjective: Possessing or demonstrating thoroughness, integrity and tenacity especially when investigating.

This research project is taking a ton of time, but I want to be as Charlie Specht about it as possible so I get it right.

by Mk16670 December 2, 2018

Katie Special

All of the food you can imagine in one place at one time.
Like an Italian version of Tapas

I'm starving, let's have a Katie Special

by Flannel working hard March 20, 2019

walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

DeAnne Special

When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.

I’m going to pull a DeAnne special to avoid sex tonight.

by Wilkigle June 27, 2019