Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

samouya

A married woman 🤟🏽

She is a samouya

by Thugzz September 21, 2022

Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.

fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch

by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something

Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”

by Cblrstone February 7, 2023