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Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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Court Rivals

A fantasy like basketball game on another dumb website. Nerds and unathletic basketball wannabees log in every waking moment to "train" their player that you even get to name! They also get to have all of their nerdy and unathletic basketball wannabe friends to make a "team" that can be "trained" to beat other "teams".
Examples of Court Rivals team names: Lathargic Puma, RimRockers, and dumbest of all: they.hatin.on.us
by Sean Fitzdalo March 24, 2009
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Fall River Massachusetts

A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.
"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"
by superspammer January 27, 2009
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river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river
Ottawa is river near to Quebec
by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006
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river trail

A trash ass school were every girl is white and has a flat chest and there is hella people running around doing dumb shit.
30 year old uncle: I went to river trail school once
by 🤘🏽 April 25, 2017
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muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself
merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.
by wordup247 October 28, 2010
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Mississippi River Runner

An act during a FMF threesome in which a male takes a shit down the girl's back so it runs down into the other girl's awaiting mouth.
I had this threesome last night and i gave the girls a Mississippi River Runner.
by Westconenct January 26, 2011
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