queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.

(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?

by Pv2Monsell July 8, 2009

Queef

A gust of expelled air from a burds minge causing a lip ripplin fanny fart !!!

I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly !!!!!

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

queeb

An analy induced queef.

Her ass was so loose when i plugged her in the butt she queebed

by Creig Fryer September 10, 2005

Queeb

1. An unexpected leaking of sperm from a man's penis when there is no reasonable cause.

2. A person prone to queebing.

1. Dude, Noah just had a queeb!

3. Dude, you're such a queeb.

by Lesbian Seagull 22 August 30, 2009

queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up

"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Queef

You did well son! Filled her up until she expelled!

Long dong in and out fast enuf to keep somw air in it!

by Dickey Doo June 18, 2003

Queef

To flatulate a juicy and rapid sound out of one's vaginal canal.

I queefed on Junior's nose three times during an oral session.

by Linny August 27, 2003